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Anonymous asked:
the best part of trans girl tails is that when she goes to change her name sonic has 100% forgotten that her legal name isn't tails and is just like "Whoa." Also trans guy sonic offering his newly-minted little sister his old clothes and tails is just like "Dude these are from the 90s, no."
emirrart answered:
these were too good i couldnt pass this up
not even a full year apart... we stay silly :3 🐈
IMO the real reason manga protagonists sit by the classroom window is so the artist doesn't need to draw the rest of the classroom
Public transit be like your bus is due .....now! ........now! .....any second now.......okay now! Just kidding uhh..............now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again
i know the wound man is supposed to be a medical teaching aid but i love that out of context it looks like someone was just like man fuck this one guy in particular
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ALTListen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me
sometimes you do just have to lie to children.
If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”
If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.
So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”
Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.
See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.
you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.
You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter
wqs smoking wuith the guy from river monsers and he strqightw up passed rhe joint to the giant fish
did it cough
no it straigt up sucked that thing
